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dasswerke:

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Uneven wood floors.

Posted 14 hours ago

soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean

Anonymous asked

evilscientist3:

feralratbitesu:

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i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing

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Posted 14 hours ago

madlori:

sonatine:

onion-souls:

lordturkeyfist:

kryptonians:

lesbianbritneyspears:

perrisbueller:

donnasweettttttttt:

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

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Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

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how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

Posted 14 hours ago

evilwizard:

me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know

my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord

me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword

krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord

Posted 14 hours ago

chronicallytiredofeverything:

The problem with being chronically ill is that when you become more sick, with more symptoms, people do not understand why its so upsetting.

“But weren’t you in pain before?”. Yes but this is a new pain that I haven’t dealt with before.

“I thought you already had stomach problems?”. Yes but this is a new symptom of it that scares me.

“Arent you used to this by now?”. No, and I never will be.

Symptoms that have been had for months or years are hard enough to manage in the first place. Developing a new one is scary, and trying to find ways to cope while still juggling everything else is even more so. We are allowed to be upset at our symptoms progressing. It doesn’t mean it wasn’t bad before. It just means now its bad in another way we arent familiar with. And that sucks.

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lovergirl:

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

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happy too tired July everyone

Posted 1 day ago

lovebugism:

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this is how i found out the met gala was happening

Posted 1 day ago

neil-gaiman:

goodomensonprime:

Ducks quack loudly before a rain. 📰 🦆 

It’s a whole clip.